December 2010
my mom is very original..
stfusoicaneatmytaco:
uhangers:
raaawrchaaar:
i wonder what it is..
alyson-noele:
tjayisgay:
taycreatesmemories:
duh-knees:
marbellow:
Are you from Africa? Because African love you.
Are you from Jamaica? Becuase Jamaican me crazy!
Are you from Russia? Because you’re-a making my blood Russia to my dick.
Are you Japanese? Because I wanna take JAPANESE off.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I was laughing so loud at the mall people were staring.
I fail at being a teenager
brickinhand:
I never leave the house, I have no friends, I never get drunk, I never exercise, I just sit in all day and listen to my family make fun of me.
H8z lyfe post ‘10
In which Ewan McGregor laughs about an accidental...
alexkapranos:
Interviewer: I think of you as being a shy person. I know you’ve been nude in several films.
Ewan: Yeah. Yeah.
Interviewer: Was that ever hard?
Ewan: … Sorry?
Ewan: Well, actually, darling, um…
Ewan: That was interesting.
So, everyone has the friend
deathlyhorcruxes-:
that’s really immature. that always talks about their significant other that’s ready to explode in a mega rage 24/7 that’s just always happy that’s REALLY sarcastic and that one…special…one that you just DON’T know what the fuck is going on…